the world is having more fun than me (tonight)
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SYNOPSIS:
When Danny decided to go to college and leave Amity Park in Danielle’s hands, he thought that he’d get a break from ghost fighting for once in his life. But the universe, fate, and his father all have different plans. With a mini Ghost Portal secreted away in Danny’s things, Jack accidentally sends a piece of Amity Park with Danny that he would’ve rather left behind. On top of new friends, classes, and figuring out what all these new feelings mean, Danny has to go back to his regular job of being a part-time ghostly hero.
Shenanigans and chaos follow Danny wherever he goes, but all he wants is a break. …And maybe some more coffee.
CURRENT wips (as of 02/01/23):
- my resistance was once much stronger (i can’t go on like this much longer) ch 4
- stealing cars is a love language, too ch 3
- underneath your skin (the ghost within) ch 2
- pitch pearl coffee shop au work 3
- you better promise me i’ll be back in time ch 2
- sin francisco ch 2 (small hiatus. no inspo)
- in the shadow of your heart ch 3 (ghost light atlantis au) (small hiatus. too much work, not enough spoons)
Total WIP Count (as of 05/01/23): 35
EXCERPT from heaven’s grief brings hell’s reign:
“So, you’re staying.”
“For as long as you’ll keep me.”
Time stretched out into infinity as Mateo regarded Danny. That was even better than a love confession. It was a promise. He gave the tiniest, imperceptible nod. Danny sagged into him in relief and pressed a grateful kiss to his lips.
“I love you, Teo.”
Mateo smiled, a small thing, but Danny took it as a victory. “You’re not getting rid of me anytime soon, lucem mea.” A grin spread across Danny’s face, slow at first, then all at once. His eyes flashed teal, and Mateo knew something disastrous was incoming.
“I ain’t quitting you,” he whispered, pressing his forehead a little harder against Mateo’s with a cheeky wrinkle of his nose.
Mateo threw his head back and laughed, shoving at Danny’s shoulder. “Get off of me! I can’t believe you just said that to me!” he shouted through his laughter, wrestling half-heartedly against Danny’s hold on him. “ I take it back! I don’t love you anymore!”
His grin betrayed his words, and Danny’s own grin grew wider in response. He rolled onto his back, wrapping both arms around a laughing, faux-indignant Mateo to settle him over his Core. When Mateo kept shouting about calling Clockwork to undo time just to prevent Danny from ever saying that movie quote in reference to them ever, Danny finally set to tickling him so his peals of laughter eventually overtook any token protests.
Their laughter finally subsided, and they settled back into each other, more content than before. Danny kissed the top of his head and murmured, “It’s true, though. I’m not going anywhere, I promise, stellumo.”
Mateo tilted his head back to watch him, something sharp and calculating in his eyes. “Okay, then it goes both ways, yeah? I’m not going anywhere, either. I’ll even stay with you through all of this ghostly nonsense you always seem to bring around.” He wrinkled his nose playfully and pressed up far enough for a soft kiss. “King bullshit and all. Yeah?”
When Danny just stared down at him, dumbstruck, Mateo pressed a hand to his Core and reached up to rest their foreheads together. “Yeah?”
It was more than Danny could’ve hoped for. His own selfishness aside, he figured Mateo would leave eventually, when all of his ghostly nonsense eventually became too much, when the king nonsense became too much. Everyone had a breaking point, and everyone, even his own family and friends, needed time and space from everything that being close to him brought.
But Mateo was saying he would stay. Through all of it. After everything that had happened, he wanted to stay.
“Promise?” Danny whispered, voice cracking. His eyes shimmered with more tears, lip trembling with uncertainty.
It felt too good to be true. Mateo, promising that he would be here through everything the world threw at him, at them. Like it was simple. Just like that.
“I promise, mi amor.”
“It’ll be a lot of work.” Emotions he didn’t know how to name made his voice rough as he stared at the object of his affection, his Obsession. “This is probably just the beginning of the shit we’ll have to go through. It’s a lot of work, being with me.”
Mateo knew he was giving him an out. A way to say nevermind, a complicated, ghostly, interdimensional relationship wasn’t what he wanted. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar, but no thanks.
“Not to me,” Mateo murmured, closing the small distance between them until they were sharing the same air. He could feel Danny’s hesitance in his aura, that not quite daring to hope kind of hesitance that came with never actually being able to hope. He laid a soft kiss to his lips. “Not if it’s you.”
Vintage Saint Laurent Brass Gas Lighter Designed By: Subota Pearl Japan
Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
Me: *scrolling tumblr*
Castiel: I love you
Me: Dear god what’s happened now
Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die
looked up the x files spin-off bc i was curious why i’d never heard of it and why it’s apparently not available to watch anywhere (especially given how huge x files is) and. this is crazy
no wonder they wiped this show off the face of the earth
… this is from 1993, when the idea of this last bit happening was genuinely conspiracy theory-level paranoia. now… well.
Or it’s from 1993, the year after a landmark lawsuit against American Express – for tracking the buying habits of its customers in order to sell their information to other companies – ended with new legislation to make it illegal to do that without disclosing it first
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
ALT
ALT"hey foone why hasn't your game development partnership resulted in any games yet?"
WELL MAYBE THIS IS WHY
everyone stop reblogging this, she's using the notes count as proof that it's a good idea
Are you extracting femboys or are you extracting /from/ femboys
her answer was "both" and then went into way too much detail and I can tell that she's thought about this a lot
I didn't include her entire explanation because it's long and THIS IS ONLY ENCOURAGING HER. I'm not against her making her dream femboy-factorio game but this point of this channel was supposed to be for our joint project, and I don't recall signing up for it being Femboy Factory Simulator 2023.
it was supposed to be about cows ;_; 🐄
ALTsigh. I blame all of you more than her. This was exactly the wrong environment to share my half-joking "I don't want to do the cool thing" gripe
X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.
the FUNNIEST thing by far about the miraculous movie is that, despite spending a lot of its time/songs on the premise of "no, marinette! believe in yourself! you CAN do it! you SHOULD be ladybug! you should acknowledge the power you have!" etc etc, the resolution of the conflict of the movie actually only hinges on "Chat Noir Loses". Like, as long as Chat Noir loses, Hawkmoth gives up doing evil things and sees the error of his ways. This is how the movie is resolved. Ladybug, as Chat Noir's partner who helps Chat Noir to Not Lose, actively pushes back the resolution of the movie. If Ladybug never showed up and Chat Noir was left to fight Gargoyle alone, he probably would've lost, and then Hawkmoth would've seen his identity and stopped what he was doing, and the entire movie could've been resolved in only one akuma and with less destruction of Paris. Every akuma battle thereafter only exists because Ladybug showed up to the last, and all of them leave destruction in their wake because she doesn't even cast miraculous ladybug on any battle except the final one. Ladybug's presence in the movie actually actively harms Paris. Even in the final scene, Marinette is battered and beaten and detransformed on the ground, and Tikki encourages her "come on, Marinette! you can stall the resolution just a little bit longer!" and then Marinette tackles Chat Noir away from Hawkmoth in a scene I literally forgot happened until my rewatch because it doesn't impact the story at all beyond stalling the resolution another 10 seconds. Marinette was right and should've just stayed home, actually. In this essay I will,
im gonna blow your guys' minds for a second....
Chat Noir was only on those train tracks in the first place because he and the Gargoyle had followed Ladybug there
they should have steroid friendly sports events
op do i ever have news for you
they should also let contestants use drugs on each other during events, Mario Kart style. 150m hurdle but you also have to dodge tranq darts and hallucinogenic smoke grenades
me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny
—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly