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the world is having more fun than me (tonight)

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    SYNOPSIS:

    When Danny decided to go to college and leave Amity Park in Danielle’s hands, he thought that he’d get a break from ghost fighting for once in his life. But the universe, fate, and his father all have different plans. With a mini Ghost Portal secreted away in Danny’s things, Jack accidentally sends a piece of Amity Park with Danny that he would’ve rather left behind. On top of new friends, classes, and figuring out what all these new feelings mean, Danny has to go back to his regular job of being a part-time ghostly hero.

    Shenanigans and chaos follow Danny wherever he goes, but all he wants is a break. …And maybe some more coffee.


    CURRENT wips (as of 02/01/23):

    • my resistance was once much stronger (i can’t go on like this much longer) ch 4
    • stealing cars is a love language, too ch 3
    • underneath your skin (the ghost within) ch 2
    • pitch pearl coffee shop au work 3
    • you better promise me i’ll be back in time ch 2
    • sin francisco ch 2 (small hiatus. no inspo)
    • in the shadow of your heart ch 3 (ghost light atlantis au) (small hiatus. too much work, not enough spoons)


    Total WIP Count (as of 05/01/23): 35


    EXCERPT from heaven’s grief brings hell’s reign:

    “So, you’re staying.”

    “For as long as you’ll keep me.”

    Time stretched out into infinity as Mateo regarded Danny. That was even better than a love confession. It was a promise. He gave the tiniest, imperceptible nod. Danny sagged into him in relief and pressed a grateful kiss to his lips.

    “I love you, Teo.”

    Mateo smiled, a small thing, but Danny took it as a victory. “You’re not getting rid of me anytime soon, lucem mea.” A grin spread across Danny’s face, slow at first, then all at once. His eyes flashed teal, and Mateo knew something disastrous was incoming.

    “I ain’t quitting you,” he whispered, pressing his forehead a little harder against Mateo’s with a cheeky wrinkle of his nose.

    Mateo threw his head back and laughed, shoving at Danny’s shoulder. “Get off of me! I can’t believe you just said that to me!” he shouted through his laughter, wrestling half-heartedly against Danny’s hold on him. “ I take it back! I don’t love you anymore!”

    His grin betrayed his words, and Danny’s own grin grew wider in response. He rolled onto his back, wrapping both arms around a laughing, faux-indignant Mateo to settle him over his Core. When Mateo kept shouting about calling Clockwork to undo time just to prevent Danny from ever saying that movie quote in reference to them ever, Danny finally set to tickling him so his peals of laughter eventually overtook any token protests.

    Their laughter finally subsided, and they settled back into each other, more content than before. Danny kissed the top of his head and murmured, “It’s true, though. I’m not going anywhere, I promise, stellumo.”

    Mateo tilted his head back to watch him, something sharp and calculating in his eyes. “Okay, then it goes both ways, yeah? I’m not going anywhere, either. I’ll even stay with you through all of this ghostly nonsense you always seem to bring around.” He wrinkled his nose playfully and pressed up far enough for a soft kiss. “King bullshit and all. Yeah?”

    When Danny just stared down at him, dumbstruck, Mateo pressed a hand to his Core and reached up to rest their foreheads together. “Yeah?”

    It was more than Danny could’ve hoped for. His own selfishness aside, he figured Mateo would leave eventually, when all of his ghostly nonsense eventually became too much, when the king nonsense became too much. Everyone had a breaking point, and everyone, even his own family and friends, needed time and space from everything that being close to him brought.

    But Mateo was saying he would stay. Through all of it. After everything that had happened, he wanted to stay.

    “Promise?” Danny whispered, voice cracking. His eyes shimmered with more tears, lip trembling with uncertainty.

    It felt too good to be true. Mateo, promising that he would be here through everything the world threw at him, at them. Like it was simple. Just like that.

    “I promise, mi amor.”

    “It’ll be a lot of work.” Emotions he didn’t know how to name made his voice rough as he stared at the object of his affection, his Obsession. “This is probably just the beginning of the shit we’ll have to go through. It’s a lot of work, being with me.”

    Mateo knew he was giving him an out. A way to say nevermind, a complicated, ghostly, interdimensional relationship wasn’t what he wanted. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar, but no thanks.

    “Not to me,” Mateo murmured, closing the small distance between them until they were sharing the same air. He could feel Danny’s hesitance in his aura, that not quite daring to hope kind of hesitance that came with never actually being able to hope. He laid a soft kiss to his lips. “Not if it’s you.”

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